Help your protonerd (nerdette) find her way in the world. Recommended: combine with nerdboy or geekgirl shirt for mom and dad, respectively, to ensure proper imprinting. Note to infant: Buck up kid, your life is sweet. Free room and board.
Help your protonerd (nerdette) find his way in the world. Recommended: combine with nerdboy or geekgirl shirt for mom and dad, respectively, to ensure proper imprinting. Note to infant: Buck up kid, your life is sweet. Free room and board.
This handy dialog box informs you that, yes, there has been a core dump. Baby may throw a fit, but s/he will not throw an exception (ok, are there any other hackneyed computer puns we can insert here? No? Allrighty, then.
Science has shown that a baby is really just a glorified turducken, and that turducken needs mathematical stuffin! Enter the LabKitty Baby Math shirt. Give your child the gift of intellectual stimulation in those critical early years, before adolescence, booze, and constant grinding despair make learning all but impossible. Mathematical symbols viewed correctly from baby's perspective stimulate baby's sensitive neocortex. As baby's brain grows, the added mass overcomes baby's pencil-neck structural stability. The result? Baby's head automatically bobs forward for additional viewing. It's positively feedbackerrific
Your infant is not just a tax write-off, it also provides substantial reproductive value. Let the world know you have fulfilled your genetic destiny with a LabKitty That's Me baby shirt! Everyone! Into the gene pool!
Our Low Output Impedance design reworked as a baby shirt. A double entendril, as the kids say. Because, you know, poop!
It's never too early to supply your little one with tools that will help them overcome the problems they will face later in life. And whether it's climbing the rope in gym class, getting a prom date, passing their driver's test, or approximating a function, a Taylor Series can help with some of them. And, hey, here's one on a baby shirt! It's the same design we offer on our adult-sized shirts which mom and dad could also wear, if you see where we're headed with that, but here in a colorful baby color scheme and in baby size (although it can also be printed on an adult-sized shirt, if you see where we're headed with that). Imagine the pride when radius of convergence! are your child's first words.
While those around you play out the insignificant comings and goings of their daily lives, you will be smirking on the inside, secure in the secret knowledge that the colorful symbols on your LabKitty Euler's Formula item are no mere random collection, but rather spell out (when arranged in appropriate order) Euler's identity: exp(i*theta) = cos(theta) + i * sin(theta) for theta = pi. Called the most beautiful formula in all of mathematics by no less than famous Los Alamos / QED / Challenger Investigation physicist and nerd hero [ redacted ], the formula combines the two most important integers (0 and 1), the two most important irrational numbers (pi and e), the basis of the complex number system (i), and the four fundamental mathematical operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, and equality).
It's never too soon to get junior started on the hadrons and whatnot. While other parents are taking their kids to the emergency room to have crayons pulled from inappropriate body cavities, your little tike will be tacking resonance states and the eight-fold way. Think of it as a head start. Cause with this mess, kid, you're gonna need it.
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